Since I have an anti-"anti-elitism" post set for the Carnival of Elitist Bastards (and this too), I thought I'd have a go at a banner. I stole one of the banners here and modified it. Because, you know, a bastard elitist egghead like me won't admit that there's something he couldn't do if he wanted.
So, anyway, it's a bit rough, but here we go:
(Edit: I just noticed a minor issue, which I am not going to fix. So there.)