Recent research shows that
(i) caffeine prevents and even reverses the effects of Alzheimers, and
(ii) tea consumption reduces the risk of Parkinsons
So do I drink coffee and get Parkinsons or tea and get Alzheimers?
I guess tea has a little caffeine, so I could drink like 15 cups a day.
Who knows - if I stop putting milk in it, all that peeing might even help with kidney stones. Or then again, maybe it will power my car.